1) Brittany P.
Jacob: "I want the truck back Bella."
2) Emily Fitzgerald
Jacob: I'm in love with your daughter.
Bella: ...and I thought I was the cougar
3) Abigal F
Jacob: Oh, Bella...
Bella: Jake...
Jacob: Yes?
Bella: Look out for that tree!!!!!
(CRASH)
4) Alison Kelly
Bella: So um, me and Edward were wondering if...You wanted to be our pet dog.
Jacob: Are you being serious Bella?
Bella: Oh! Don't get upset, you would get treats and we would call you "Rover".
Jacob: Treats and belly rubs and you got a deal.
5) Angela H.
Bella: Jake, are... are you wearing lip gloss and perfume?
Jacob: ... Maybe?
Bella And Jacob: ...
*Crickets*
