1) Christine G.
Bella: "Hm, a papercut. If only Jake was here to take off his shirt and stop the blood flow"
2) Julie G.
Bella: "Hm, I am bleeding in a room full of vampires. Perhaps I should just hold my finger up in the air so they can all get a good whiff!"
3) Jennifer L.
Bella: "Ouch, paper cut. Free sample anyone?"