1) Natasha B.
Edward: "The new H1N1 outbreak affects vampires as well."
2) Christina W.
Edward: "Oh my God, it's behind me isn't it?"
3) Kate Donnelly
Edward: "Oh crap! I left Bella up in the tree....AGAIN!"
4) Courtney J.
Edward (thinking): "@#%!, there is a test today!?"
5) Mollie M.
Edward: "I feel this morning's deer coming back up."