1) Mallory N.
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it...OUT LOUD.
Bella: (long unnecessary pause) Merman!
2) Haley Cook
Edward: Bella what the heck are you doing? you can't breath under water until you have become a vampire.
Bella: ...Oh, I guess I forgot that part.
3) Stephanie J.
Bella: Thanks for doing this, Edward. It has always been my dream to re-create the Spider-Man kiss underwater.
'So you are trying to irritate me to death? Since Tyler's van didn't do the job?'
'Bella, you are utterly absurd,' he said, his low voice cold.' - Twilight, Page 82