1) Faren H.
Edward: Honey, I have something to tell you
Bella: Yes?
Edward:...I'm deleting my Twitter account.
2) Dana H.
Bella: Edward, don't you think it is time to chose one hairstyle and stick with it?
Edward: What, a vampire can't have choices now?
3) Allie T.
Edward: This is serious. Bella. Is this the right shade of lip gloss?
Bella: Umm.. I'm not quite sure.
Edward: Bella! PLEASE!
Bella: Well, I think a more pinkish tint would go better with your eyes.
Edward: @#$*!!!!
4) VIctoria M.
Bella: Edward, why'd you leave?
Edward: Spray-paint abs take time, love.
5) Laura J.
Edward: look into my eyes..deeper, deeper..you..do..not..want..to..be..a..vampire. *clicks fingers*
'What!' I demanded. I looked up to see that his [Jacob] nose was wrinkled again. 'Why does everyone keep doing that to me? I don't smell!' - New Moon, Page 409
