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Top 10 ways to annoy Jasper Hale (Whitlock):
Submitted by Megan
Change your emotions constantly
Have a sudden burst of energy
Pretend to have a multiple personality disorder
Make him go shopping with Rosalie and Alice
Have a lot of nose bleeds around him
When not at school call him Jasper Hale, instead of Jasper Whitlock
Talk about the civil war, but have some details messed up
Talk about history, but actually know nothing about it
Attack him as if you're playing, but he'll think you're attacking for real
Block your emotions from him
8 Reasons Robert Pattinson Looks Constipated in the Films
Submitted by Marianne
He could smell his own hair.
He spotted a horde of teenage girls running towards him at high speed.
Lord Voldemort called. He wants a rematch.
Taylor suggested an arm wrestle.
He was trying to remember his lines.
He was going for the "tortured-monobrow" look.
He was convinced he was starring in an Activia commercial.
